Me and my student

((yeah it is half as funny as it should be)) "ok i heard 5" i do what he says again "shadow clone jutsu!!!" i make 5 perfectly copied clones of me "ahh what i have some spinach stuck in my teeth" i pick it out of my mouth and i throw it away

ok now control them

they pick the spinach out of their teeth as well and they throw it away "is that good enough???"

'' its a starter but make them run and jump and fight''

"ok" i make them run up a tree and jup off and they start to fight in the air until they hit the ground

"impresive for ya first try you should master it soon"Now you will learn how to summon my lightning dragon Stone"

"thank you neji and how do i summon him???"

here is his summining scroll bit your finger and rub it on the scroll

"don't you mean put my name" i bite my thumb and sign my name on it "ok"

Now put your hand on the ground and shout summining jutsu

"ok" i slam my hand on the ground "summoning jutsu!!!!" a large lighting dragon

Stone:Hey neji long time no see so whats up *shoots lightning*
Me:well my student is now your boss
Stone:well he has to prove hiself he is worthy of me if he can do chidori 1,000 birds then Im his and yours.
me:well ya heard him Amsho

"yeah i can do it" i make the chidori 1,000 birds and i run at a tree and strike it with chidori 1,000 birds and the tree falls down

Stone:well he did it you have a strong student neji well I guess he can summon me.
Me:well if amsho dont need you right now you can leave.

"stone thank you for letting me be able to summon you and thank you once again" i look at neji "yeah at the moment i don't"

well amsho time to get tajitsu style lets see your fighting abbilaties now I set up 10 dummies around here you have to find them and fight them cause they can move

"ok" i activate bykugon and i start to look around and i see 2 dummies next to each other and i appear next to each them and i kick both of them in the heads

they poof but one grabs you from behind

i elbow it in his ribs and i turn around and kick him in the face

the next one come from the ground and grab your legs

i flip onto my hands and i kick him in the head and i flip back and start to punch him in the stomach

one dummie slams you and swings at you

i get slammed and i grab his arm and twist and kick him in the stomach and watch him fly

while you look up the last clone kicks you in the head

i get kicked and i jump back up and punch the clone in the head and stab him in the thigh with a kunai "did i do good??"